I’m back in the game. I know it’s been pertin’ near long since my last post. It’s been a mix between school bein crazy, me bein lazy, and watching Dirty Dancing starring Patrick Swayze..
So what’s new with me?…let’s see…My Top Three (I was really going to do five) Things during this last week…
1) I’m still looking for a job. Don’t laugh, it’s not a joke, and no it’s not on humor.com. Jobs are not easy to find. Remember those I Spy books or Where’s Waldo articles? Well, I was reminiscing the other day about how I used to get so frustrated where I could find everything, except for the last thing on the stupid list they had you find. Well, finding a job is like looking for that last stupid, little, no-good, ugly, can’t find anywhere item. I Spy eventually became I Quit.
2) I cleaned my bedroom. That’s a big accomplishment. When I say big, I mean BIG. Like Shaquille O’ Neal shoe size big. Like Paul Bunyan big. Even like Jared before 5 Dollar Footlong big. It’s one of those things that only happens every 20 years or so, so it was worth mentioning here…
3) I’m focusing on becoming a thug. I know many of you are thinking whoa, P-Love, I don’t know how much thuggish you can get. I mean, you drive a cadillac and all, I’m afraid the next step for you P is going to prison. It’s not good. But when I say thug, I mean T.H.U.G. aka True Hero Under God.
That’s all I have at the time. Once again, I apologize for not updating as much as I wish, and I will accept my apology on everyone’s behalf
. Until next time..bye, bye, bye.